escruciate:

i have the tendency to forget how to breathe when im close to beating my highscore

(Source: sweatyboob, via g-iggle)

(Source: seliebercrush, via g-iggle)

jennifercheckmeout:

Why am I laughing so hard

jennifercheckmeout:

Why am I laughing so hard

(via g-iggle)

wavesinjuly:

suckmyphallus:

getterbeam:

imagine if you named your kid dad. just dad.

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Actually that’s just his nickname. His real name is [trucks honking], but everyone just calls him dad.

(via swallowbitchpeoplearestarving)

(Source: zaynslaugh, via sophieowls)

kanyewesticle:

i dont ship…i yacht. im not a low budget bitch

(Source: kanyewesticle, via automatically)

hisandherquotes:

everything you love is here

hisandherquotes:

everything you love is here

(via mylifebelikeoooooh)

heritance:

Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.

(via automatically)

(Source: 40ozbaka, via ourbrokenyouth)

sophieowls:

cinderchild:

radec-073:

helioscentrifuge:

The perfect remedy for this cold and rainy weather?1.2 gallons of hot chocolate.



WHERE CAN I GET ONE OF THESE I HAVE A GREAT NEED

where can I get the cute man that goes with it too.

sophieowls:

cinderchild:

radec-073:

helioscentrifuge:

The perfect remedy for this cold and rainy weather?
1.2 gallons of hot chocolate.

image

WHERE CAN I GET ONE OF THESE I HAVE A GREAT NEED

where can I get the cute man that goes with it too.

(Source: benjoyment)