dogthing2:

barely-half-asleep:

Brad Pitt in 1994

I lose my shit every time I see this photoset.

this is not ok

(Source: howtocatchgosling, via correlatess)

ihaveabadcaseofthefandoms:

lizthefangirl:

xibalbadance:

Mother fuckin’ Jim Carrey

i have searched

for this gifset

for all eternity

this is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen

(Source: ladybrevity, via livelifetolovesomeone)

The scariest part about letting someone in is that they could take one look inside of you and never come back.

And I’ve Got to Protect Myself (#315: March 20, 2014)

(Source: write2014, via jesuskitten)

atheologist:

quixon:

thebigblackwolfe:

frantzfandom:

girilla-warfare:

the-average-gatsby:

the-average-gatsby:

how do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber

ask them to pronounce “unionized”

Holy fuck thats clever

It took me 5 minutes to get this

FUCK

Oh fuck you.

Smart people jokes be like

Damn. Very clever.

(via livelifetolovesomeone)

nodamncatnodamncradle:

i would be the absolute worst dog show judge ever

all of them would win

it would be chaos

(via livelifetolovesomeone)

jesuser:

my school

(Source: trynsave, via lulz-time)

taylorwifts:

IF YOU ARE A FRESHMAN IN HIGH SCHOOL RIGHT NOW I ADVISE YOU TO DO YOUR BEST SERIOUSLY I THOUGHT HIGH SCHOOL WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN AND I DIDN’T DO SHIT AND NOW MY C’S ON MY FRESHMAN REPORT CARDS ARE KILLING ME IN MY COLLEGE APPS AND I WISH SOMEONE HAD TOLD ME TO DO BETTER SO PLEASE LISTEN TO ME IF YOU ARE A FRESHMAN GOOD GRADES ARE COOL

(via simple-as-that)

give-no-fuckz:

Finally someone other than me who got what kendrick lamar meant 

give-no-fuckz:

Finally someone other than me who got what kendrick lamar meant 

(via eyeliner-and-cigarattes)

The people who are meant to be in your life will always gravitate back towards you, no matter how far they wander.

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