ugly:

on this weeks forecast, there is 0% chance of getting laid

(Source: ugly, via g-iggle)

homosexual-supervillian:

me in court

homosexual-supervillian:

me in court

(Source: prettiibish, via g-iggle)

cliterallysame:

this is my favorite video on this website

(Source: im-a-walking-paradox, via g-iggle)

(Source: rachel-actually, via g-iggle)

(Source: bricesander, via kristinerenee)

bootycaller:

who wants to give up on society and go live in a treehouse with me

(Source: tiredestprincess, via automatically)

cantgeddynuffofdatass:

This is my favourite Shakespeare quote

cantgeddynuffofdatass:

This is my favourite Shakespeare quote

(Source: merasmusmoved, via 10knotes)

sixsteen:

Boy: you look so pretty you are so hot

Me: ??? Where’s the news

(via milkybeans)

teshima-junta:

do you ever look at your url and go “hell yeah”

(Source: teshima-junta, via automatically)