blowmydandelion:

i laughed for 10 minutes

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sisterjudyjudybobudy:

weetbixgod:

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

That’s one of the sickest burns I’ve ever read. 

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porrimscondomstash:

When you fuck something up first thing in the morning

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threepac:

i find it really weird how we can talk to ourselves in our head like how does that even work

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embelish:

me after every haircut

embelish:

me after every haircut

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5060072089124:

*accidentally showers for 5 hours*

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flashakaviolet:

willsicott:

tuxedoandex:

ugly:

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

what

Guardians of the Galaxy

Get out

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gallows-calibrating:

one time I had this dream that I logged on to amazon and my account had like negative four trillion dollars because i accidentally bought the city of Paris

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kindahorny:

"sweetie can you please clean your ro-"image

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