News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in America: cannibal eats man's face

woofuckingjiho:

when the pizza guy came over today i was like “have a good day” and he said “dont tell me what to do” and i just stood there staring at him and then he’s like “lol i got that from drake and josh”

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Dominos Pizza: 1-(734) 930-3030
Papa John's: 1-(877)-547-7272
Pizza Hut: 1-(800)-948-8488

When Someone Pushes You In The Big Dance Circle

sodamnrelatable:

Expectation:

Reality:

LMFAO I just died

via sodamnrelatable

(Source: freshaddict, via livin-it-up-as-kaitlyn)

I hate it when people take pictures of their face

and then put the comment as “ignore my face”. Bitch, how the fuck are we supposed to ignore your face if it’s the only thing in the damn picture.

image

(Source: legend4ry, via g-iggle)

absolutelyaida:

now we all want to be young again

absolutelyaida:

now we all want to be young again

The only thing worse than crocs are these

(Source: teapayne, via livin-it-up-as-kaitlyn)