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thegenuflector:

Anna Faris and Chris Pratt are a pretty great couple.

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cumleak:

"i’ll be speaking with my lawyer" is the adult version of saying "im telling mom"

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sexrumors:

trying to bang with ur boo while ur parent in the other room

image

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just-the-way-you-arent:

wepartywithhardy:

THAT MOMENT WHEN YOU REALIZE YOU ARE CRISTINA YANG

ugh it will not be the same without her

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rachel-actually:

9 year olds now worry about iphones and makeup when i was 9 i was worried about if miley was gonna pick jake or jessie on hannah montana

i was like 16 but it was still a legitimate concern

(Source: epitomizinq)

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validx2:

You gotta pull her hair and spank her ass

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